OUCH, I Think I Pulled Something in my Uterus

Sometimes I'm on the computer far too long doing blog related things like I was just doing. And when I am finally able to pull myself away, like I was just able to do, before I got back on to tell you, my close friend the Internet, this, I stretch real high as though a preschool teacher were prompting me to reach my cute little fingers (that are not so cute, but rather abnormally short and pudgy) way up to the sky, where all my dreams will come true with the stars and the sun and the moon, and I can feeel my fallopian tubes snap!