NO FUCKING WAY!!!

'Member yesterday how I was like, I just wanna' sit in The Cute Boy's lap all scuzzy in my 'kini? No? Well, I said it. Not in those exact words, but I was all, "I just wanna' be icky and yucky and crawl on the pretty boy who has the remains of my attention span". And then you guys go, "____________". And then I said...

Oddly, enough I was presented with just that fucking chance!!!! When does this ever happen in life?! Ohh, about, um....NEVER!!! Have I EVER had a fantasy, then received an invitation the very NEXT friggin', mackle frackin' day, to live it out?! WOAW!! Apparently I have been given extraordinarlily special wizard powers. Does anyone want to make a wish?

p.s. I didn't go. But I have my reasons, and I DAMN well plan on getting filmy and connecting skin, 'cept not just yet.