I Look Like a Bank Teller Today
Not in attire, but in face and expression. I look about 34, and like I'm going to my kid's baseball game to try and get laid. Ew, do people do that? Kid's sports, singles hook-up culture?
"Oh, hi Mark, nice to meet you, this is my son, Ryan. Ryan, say "hi"".
"Hi, Trish, this is my son, Joshua, he's a little digger."